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Fast Weight Loss, Drop 40 Pounds?


#1

I used to always be in the gym, sometimes twice a day. Over the past year I havent found the time to take care of my physique and Ive gained at least 40 pounds of solid fat.

I pretty much sit all day at my job, sleep for 8 hours and the remaining 8 hours are spent doing things that need to be done at home or playing baseball (which is not the most physically demanding sport).

i want to drop this 40 pounds of fat as fast as possible.
im thinking…

Fasting???
Long cardio sessions???
caffine and ephedrine???
cutting out fat and sugar???


#2

errrr… why not try the Velocity Diet… you seem to have found your way to this forum…

this is the solution that will maximize fat loss while minimizing muscle loss.
dan


#3

Anorexia = Bad

Velocity Diet followed by proper transition phase = Good

Comprende?


#4

V-Diet, i’ve lost 14lb in the first week.


#5

I’m kind of confused. You posted this in the VD forum, which is pretty much the fastest way to drop those unwanted pounds. While you won’t lose 40 during the 6 week diet, you’ll probably do half that easily.

Try the velocity diet and don’t do the whole fasting thing - that’s incredibly inefficient and unhealthy.


#6

I don’t think Shugs will appreciate this place being called the VD forum. Let’s start a petition to rename this diet “Chris Shugart’s VD”


#7

[quote]Makavali wrote:
I don’t think Shugs will appreciate this place being called the VD forum. Let’s start a petition to rename this diet “Chris Shugart’s VD”[/quote]

Seconded


#8

[quote]animal4life wrote:

i want to drop this 40 pounds of fat as fast as possible.
im thinking…

[/quote]

cut off an arm, maybe a leg if your arm doesn’t weigh enough.
Seriously, why not try a more sensible approach than what you’re suggesting?


#9

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
cut off an arm, maybe a leg if your arm doesn’t weigh enough.
Seriously, why not try a more sensible approach than what you’re suggesting?[/quote]

The head seems to be dead weight. If you don’t use it, you don’t need it!


#10

[quote]Makavali wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
cut off an arm, maybe a leg if your arm doesn’t weigh enough.
Seriously, why not try a more sensible approach than what you’re suggesting?

The head seems to be dead weight. If you don’t use it, you don’t need it![/quote]

bwhahaha, that was good


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