If only I had some.
About me: A formerly fit 38 year old who hasn’t seen her abs since the '90s due to inactivity, general laziness and a fierce love of all things food related.
My goals: To break up with food or at least have a trial separation. Ribeye steak, artisanal cheeses, delicious wine—we’ve had a good decade.
Why: Half vanity/Half health. I have a Crossfit-inspired view of fitness. If you can’t climb a tree in a flood or fireman carry your friend to safety in an emergency, what’s the point? I’d like to be leaner, stronger and faster, and yes, see my abs again some day.
How: A strict V-Diet, heavy compound lifts and daily NEPA w/my French Bulldog. I’m on DAY 3, headed to Crankytown and having a profound craving for a Brontosaurus-sized grilled chop.
Weight- 152 lbs
Thigh- 26" (!)
Arm- 12" (doh!)